英语幽默句子 精选(幽默英文句子)
幽默英文句子
人生自古谁无屎，每天一坨保健康。"Everyone must feces, daily cook healthy."你还知道哪些幽默英文句子吗?
幽默英文句子(精选篇)
1：you are brave, anti crisis, attack difficulty, carry all before one, your loyalty, according to medical ethics, keep the purpose, have succeeded in carrying out an assignment.你们勇敢，抗危机、攻难关、势如破竹，你们忠诚，遵医德、守宗旨、不辱使命。
2：where there is great love, there are always miracles.哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹。
3：don’t cry. 别哭了。
4：ifiknowwhatloveis,itisbecauseofyou.因为你，我懂得了爱
5：my love,you are like a flower,so sweet and pure and fair.我的爱人，你就像一朵鲜花，那么甜蜜、纯洁而秀雅。
if a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
6：the world puts off its mask of vastness to its lover. 世界对着它的爱人，把它浩翰的面具揭下了7：the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
8：fashion is not only a kind of appearance, or an inner, popular may not be suitable for you, but according to their own characteristics to dress up yourself, you belong to that kind, mature, lady, or simple and natural, or pure, or movement, a fact that can all be fashionable.时尚不光是一种外表，还是一种内在，时下流行的不一定都适合你，而是要根据自身的特点来打扮自己，看你属于那一种类型，成熟的，淑女的，还是简单自然的，还是清纯的，还是运动的，其实那一种都可以是时尚的。
9： Don’t gild the lily.不要给百合花镀金/画蛇添足。
10：nothing for nothing. 不费力气，一无所得
幽默英文句子(热门篇)
1、When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!
2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
6、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着?
13、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
14、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
幽默英文句子(最新篇)
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 (老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈)
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，
忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着?
