简单易懂的英语笑话 简单有趣的英语短笑话
英语小笑话：
Teacher: which hand you used to write with?
Student: neither, I always use a pencil to write!
英语小笑话：
What kind of school do giraffes like to go?
Only the High school!
英语小笑话：
Why the letter B is sitting so cool?
Because it is in between A and C!
英语小笑话：
Teacher: if you had 12 apples, 10 oranges, 5 pineapples, 15 strawberries, what would you have?
Student: A yummy fruit salad, Ma’am!
英语小笑话：
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!
英语小笑话：
Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
Student: “I is..”
Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”
Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!
英语小笑话：
One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!
英语小笑话：
Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
