驾校教练的经典语录

1、教练：打左转向灯。我：不小心打了右转。教练：好一个声东击西。

Instructor: Turn on the left turn signal. Me: I accidentally turned right. Coach: What a diversion.

2、教练：倒库心态要放松。我：什么青菜都放葱？

Coach: Relax the mentality of stock transfer. Me: Put green onions on all vegetables?

3、我：有条狗。教练：驾校的狗。我：谁的狗也不行啊，这是一条生命啊。教练：驾校的狗比你会看点，没事，走你的。

Me: There's a dog. Coach: Driving school dogs. Me: No dog can do that. It's a life. Coach: The dogs in the driving school are better than you. It's OK. Let's go.

4、我：教练我是不是压线了。教练：没有，怎么可能，我们线划歪了，和你没关系。

Me: Coach, did I press the line. Coach: No, it's impossible. Our line is crooked. It's none of your business.

5、打灯三秒不动方向盘，跟你说了多少遍，你TM是……你是我爹！爹！刹车！爹！

How many times have I told you that you are... you are my father! Dad! Brake! Dad!

6、你坐这么近，是给方向盘喂奶吗？

Are you sitting so close to feed the steering wheel?

7、教练：脑袋没做过手术吧？我：没，没，没！教练：那也应该没进水啊！

Coach: Have you ever had an operation on your head? Me: No, no, no! Coach: Then there should be no water!

8、教练：好好考，考过了我给你介绍个帅哥！教练：我明天就去开个养猪场，学的都什么玩意。红绿灯路口教练：你见过哪个车停车，车距五米的？我：可是前面是宝马，宝马哎！赔不起！教练：我有保险，给劳资停的近一点。

Coach: Take a good test. After the test, I'll introduce you a handsome guy! Coach: I'm going to open a pig farm tomorrow. What do I learn. Coach at the intersection of traffic lights: Which car have you seen parked five meters away? Me: But there is a BMW in front of me, BMW! Can't afford it! Coach: I have insurance, so let the labor and capital stop closer.

9、教练：看到前面那人了吗？我：嗯。教练：好，撞过去。我：啊？教练我不敢。教练：不敢还不减速踩刹车。

Coach: See the man in front? Me: Yeah. Coach: OK, hit it. Me: Huh? Coach, I dare not. Coach: I dare not step on the brake without slowing down.

10、晚上练科三。学员：教练，教练，太黑了，灯呢？灯呢？教练：灯在车头，自己拿打火机去点。

Practice Section Three in the evening. Trainee: Coach, coach, it's too dark. Where's the light? Where's the light? Coach: The light is at the front of the car. Take the lighter and light it yourself.