土拨鼠之日 台词(土拨鼠之日 Groundhog)

Somebody asked me today:

"Phil, if you could be anywhere

in the world, where would you be?"

I said to him, "Probably right here...

...Elko, Nevada."

Our nation's high at 79 today.

Out in California,

they'll have warm weather tomorrow...

...gang wars

and some very overpriced real estate.

In the Pacific Northwest,

they'll have some...

...very, very tall trees.

Clear across the Rockies

and Great Plains.

But look out, here comes trouble.

Oh, boy!

Front coming our way! Look out!

What will that mean to us?

One of these big, blue things!

This cold, frigid arctic air,

this big mass out of the north.

It'll meet up with all this moisture

coming up out of the Gulf.

They'll mix at high altitudes

and cause snow.

Going out on a limb:

Not gonna hit us here in Pittsburgh.

Gonna push off and hit Altoona.

Close call!

Let's look at the five-day.

As you can see,

nothing to be too scared about.

Bundle up warm, but you can leave

your galoshes at home.

I won't be here for the 10:00.

Tomorrow's Groundhog Day.

I'll be in Punxsutawney...

...for our country's

oldest groundhog festival.

According to the legend,

tomorrow, February 2nd...

...if the groundhog wakes

and sees his shadow...

...we've got six more weeks of winter.

So cross your fingers.

Sounds like fun.

You must really enjoy it.

This is your third year in a row.

Four, Nan.

- Four.

- Thanks, Phil.

Next, our entertainment editor looks

at sex and violence in movies.

Stay with us.

- And we're clear.

- Have fun in Punxsutawney, Phil.

For your information, Hairdo,

a major network is interested in me.

Yeah. That would be

the Home Shopping Network.

Thanks, Larry.

Go wait in the van, will you?

That was nice, Phil. "Big trees"!

Stop, Kenny.

Look, can you handle the 10 or not?

Yeah, yeah.

If you don't want to rush back,

I can do the 5 tomorrow.

Come on, I wanna stay an extra second

in Punxsutawney? Please!

Look, Rita thinks it'd be a great idea...

...to stay for some of the other events.

Get some incredible footage.

The people and the fun. The excitement.

You haven't worked with her yet,

have you? She's really nice.

I think she'll be a really good producer.

You guys are gonna have fun.

She's fun. But not my kind of fun.

I will be here for the 5.

Rita!

Can you keep a secret, Larry?

I'm probably leaving PBH.

So this will be the last time

we do the Groundhog together.

What's wrong

with the Groundhog Festival?

In San Diego...

...I covered the swallows returning

to Capistrano six years in a row.

Someday someone will see me interview

a groundhog, think I have no future.

I think it's a nice story.

He comes out. He looks around.

He wrinkles up his little nose.

He sees his shadow, he doesn't see

his shadow. It's nice. People like it.

You are new, aren't you?

You know, people like blood sausage too.

People are morons!

Nice attitude.

Look in the mirror and see how you look

when you do that groundhog thing.

For me? Once?

He comes out, and there he looks

at his little shadow.

Want some blood sausage?

I have some here.

I like blood sausage.

Rita, I can't stay here.

- Prima donna.

- It's okay, I'll handle it.

- What's the matter?

- I hate this place.

I stayed here two years ago.

I was miserable. It's a fleabag.

- I won't stay here.

- You're not staying here.

- I'm not?

- No.

Larry's dropping me off.

I booked you in a nice bed-and-breakfast

on Cherry Street.

Great.

I think this is one of the traits

of a really good producer.

Keep the talent happy.

Anything I can do.

Would you help me with my pelvic tilt?

Within reason. Want to come

to dinner with Larry and me?

No, thank you. I've seen Larry eat.

You get your sleep.

I'll see you in the morning.

Don't be late.

Did he actually call himself "the talent"?

Okay, campers, rise and shine!

Don't forget your booties.

- It's cold out there!

- It's cold every day!

- Is this Miami Beach?

- Not hardly!

Expect hazardous travel

later today with...

...that blizzard thing.

That blizzard thing. Here's the report.

The National Weather Service

is calling for a big blizzard thing.

There's another reason

today's especially exciting...

Especially cold.

The big question on everybody's lips...

- Their chapped lips.

- On their chapped lips.

Do you think Phil will come out

and see his shadow?

- Punxsutawney Phil!

- That's right, woodchuck chuckers!

- It's Groundhog Day!

- Groundhog Day!

Get up and check that hog out there!

Come here, groundhog!

- Morning!

- Morning.

- Off to see the groundhog?

- Yes, I am.

Think it'll be an early spring?

I'm predicting March 21 st.

Good guess!

You know, I think that actually is

the first day of spring.

- Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?

- I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.

Would you like some coffee?

Is there any possibility of getting

an espresso or cappuccino?

I really don't know...

How to spell espresso or cappuccino.

This looks fine.

I hope you enjoy the festivities.

- Yeah, I'm sure I'm going to.

- There's talk of a blizzard.

We may catch a break

and it will blow right by.

The moisture coming out of the south...

...by midday will push on to the east.

At high altitudes it'll crystallize

and give us what we call snow.

Probably be some accumulation.

Our high will get to about 30 today,

teens tonight.

Chance of precipitation, about

20 percent today, 20 percent tomorrow.

Did you want to talk about

the weather or just chitchat?

- Chitchat.

- Okay. I'll see you later.

Bye.

Will you be checking out today?

Chance of departure today: 100 percent.

Phil? Hey! Phil?

Phil? Phil Connors!

I thought that was you!

- How you doing? Thanks for watching.

- Hey, hey.

Don't tell me you don't remember me.

I sure as heckfire remember you.

Not a chance.

Ned!

Ryerson!

Needlenose Ned. Ned the Head.

Come on, buddy. Case Western High!

I did the whistling bellybutton trick

at the talent show.

Bing! Got the shingles real bad

senior year. Almost didn't graduate.

Bing again!

I dated your sister a couple times

till you told me not to anymore.

Well?

- Ned Ryerson?

- Bing!

Bing.

So did you turn pro

with that bellybutton thing, Ned?

No, I sell insurance.

- What a shock.

- Do you have life insurance?

If you do, you could always use more.

Am I right or am I right

or am I right? Right, right, right?

Ned, I would love to stand here

and talk with you.

But I'm not going to. See you.

That's all right! I'll walk with you.

Whenever I see an opportunity now,

I charge it like a bull.

Ned the Bull, that's me now.

I got friends who live and die

by the actuarial tables.

I say, hey,

it's all one big crapshoot anyhoo.

Ever heard of single-premium life?

That could be the ticket for you.

Oh, God!

It is so good to see you!

What are you doing for dinner?

Something else.

It's been great seeing you,

Needlehead. Take care.

Watch out for that first step.

It's a doozy!

Hey, Phil! Phil, over here!

Where have you been?

It was horrible.

A giant leech got me.

You're missing all the fun.

These people are great!

Some of them partied all night long.

They sing songs till they get cold.

Then they go sit by the fire

and get warm.

And then they come back

and they sing some more!

Yeah. They're hicks, Rita.

So did you sleep okay without me?

You tossed and turned, didn't you?

You're incredible.

Who told you?

Okay. It's groundhog time.