幽默深刻的经典语录✨
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1. Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.
--bernard shaw
由于光速比音速快，所以在我们听到人们开口之前，个个都显得很聪明。
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2. One should love animals,they are so tasty.
-bernard shaw
人们应该喜爱动物，它们好吃来着呢。
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3. The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
--bennard shaw
明白人从不结婚，结了婚就不明白了。
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4. Success is a relative term,it brings so many relatives.
-bernard shaw.
成功是一个相对的概念，就看你怎么看，无怪乎成功人士大家都拿他当自家亲戚看。
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5. Your future depends on your dreams,so go to sleep.
-bernard shaw.
未来取决于梦想。所以赶紧睡觉去。
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6. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
-bernard shaw
开始新的一天，应该有比每天早上一觉醒来更好的方式。
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7. Work fascinates me,i can look at it for hours.
-bernard shaw
工作令我着迷，我可以一看好几个小时。
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8. God made relatives;thank god we can choose our friends.
-bernard shaw
上帝造就了亲戚；感谢上帝给了我们选择朋友的机会。
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9. Behind every successful man,there is a woman and behind every unsuccesstul man, there are two women.
每个成功的男人后面都有一个女人；每个不成功的男人后面都有两个女人。
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10. Practice makes perfect,but nobody is perfect, so why practice?
-bernard shaw
完美无缺苦练来,但没有一个人是完美无缺的,所以干吗要苦练呢？
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11. If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?
-bernard shaw
有人说我们来到这个世上就是要帮助别人的，倘若此话非虚，那么请问，别人来到这个世界又是干什么的？
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12. Money is not everything ,there's mastercard visa.
--bernard shaw
金钱并非一切，还有信用卡呢。
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13. Every man should marry, after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
--bernard shaw
每一个男人都应该结婚。毕竟，幸福不是人生中惟一的东西。
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